Monday, October 31, 2011
SilverBird's Ben Bruce Disqualified From Bayelsa Governorship Race. Find Out Why?
Who would have thought dual citizenship had a disadvantage? Do you think dual citizenship should be a ground for discrimination?
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And This Year's Mr Nigeria Is DEJI BAKARE
Deji, a rapper/singer got the grand prize of One million Naira, a brand new car, a trip to Sao Tome and Principe (including 5 nights at the Pestana Hotels), an Ipad 2 and Blackberry Bold 9900. He will also compete in the Mister World 2011 pageant.
Fourth runner up went to Joseph Agossa, third runner up to Bandele Adebule, Second runner up to Chucks Obichukwu and second position went to Melvin Oduah. Awards for Mr Photogenic, Mr Sports, Mr Amenity, Strongest Man, Mr Smart, Mr Talented, Mr Physique, and Mr Personality went to Henry Ojini, Chidi Onuike, Alex Uriesi, Oluwagbemiga Adetuberu, Ikorishor Ajabi, Deji Bakare, Ugochukwu Uzowuihe and Ayomikun Odunwole respectively.
The event was anchored by ex-beauty queen turned rapper, Munachi Abii, while JJC, Eva and Chidinma entertained the guests with their beautiful performances. See pictures and profile of the other contestants HERE.
#9
Dr Lagina’s Math tutorial
√24/√3 = √(24/3) = √8
= √(4.2) = √4√2 = 2√2
√(81/25) = √81/√25 = 9/5
MOZ
Detention
Bramm S
Blake F
Morty
Hailey Y
Jordan A
Kara B
Mathematics – A-level standard.
These are some good examples of operations with surds, using the rules for both multiplication (n√(a.b) = n√a.n√b) and division (n√(a/b) = n√a/n√b). All the working is correct. The sloppy square root sign in the second example extending over the equals sign could be confusing, and handwriting in general isn’t great, but is legible.
Unfortunately, despite this good academic work, Dr Lagina is entirely unsuited to a career in education due to his surname. It would be no use trying to insist on a different pronunciation such as La-GHEE-na as students of any age will still make cruel remarks – it is little wonder that his detention list is so long. It is a shame that no careers officer ever tried to dissuade him from his current employment path, though he is still young enough to change his vocation. It is either that or change his name: even a teacher should be able to afford the £33 fee for a Deed Poll, though perhaps he has already changed it from something even more embarrassing, like Dr Lesticle, Dr Lyphilis or Nick Clegg.
There are a couple of other points to make. Firstly, a different hand has scrawled MOZ on the blackboard. According to Wilson and Kelling’s broken windows theory, a disordered environment signals a place where people do as they please and get away with it without being detected. Like the New York City Transit Authority removing graffiti from their trains leading to a sudden and significant drop in petty and serious crime, this should have been wiped off before the lesson began in a zero-tolerance approach. Not restoring a disordered environment early means that classroom discipline will only deteriorate, a fact surely worsened when one’s surname rhymes with a part of the female genitals. Whether Moz is the Morty who appears on the detention list, or just a deranged Morrissey fan is not clear.
Secondly, the appearance of Bramm S on the detention list raises the questions of how many students with this unusual name there are in this class that they need to be differentiated by their surnames, and whether this is a class consisting entirely of Gothic novelists, though there is no sign of Mary S or Edgar A P, and the works of Jordan A and Kara B must have been sadly lost to the world of literature.
8/10 – Good work, though loses a mark for ‘math’. And remember that sticks and stones may break your bones, but being called Dr Vagina every day of your working life will never hurt you. Though it may cause a career-ending nervous breakdown.
(Many thanks to Wim for sending this picture in.)
VIDEO: UK Channel 4's Documentary On Eccentric Life Of Wealthy Nigerian Pastors
Dr. Fireman is an upcoming preacher who drives a Hummer 4×4, and is attempting to break into the big league of prosperity preachers someday. He believes Jesus Christ was a rich man with an accountant, hence there is no reason why he shouldn't aim for wealth.
To watch the video, click HERE or click READ MORE for summary.....
Miracles, expensive cars, exorcisms and bodyguards: religion is big business in Nigeria. Reporter Seyi Rhodes and director Matt Haan travel to Lagos to reveal the extraordinary world of the millionaire preachers.
By promoting the dream of escaping poverty, they have turned their churches into corporations, which are changing the face of Christianity.
Every Sunday millions of Nigerians crowd into thousands of competing churches. The team visits one church in Lagos run by Dr Sign Fireman, an up-and-coming preacher who is attempting to break into the big time.
Every Sunday millions of Nigerians crowd into thousands of competing churches. The team visits one church in Lagos run by Dr Sign Fireman, an up-and-coming preacher who is attempting to break into the big time.
They find 2000 people at an event billed as the Burial of Satan. After a rock star entrance, Dr Fireman begins his service by exorcising the demons in his congregation.
Many Nigerian Pentecostal Christians believe that demons are the root cause of their problems in life and come to people like Dr Fireman to get rid of them. Over 20 men and women, including some who worked for Dr Fireman, have the evil spirits inside them expelled.
Sick members of the congregation come forward for miracle healing. Dr Fireman claims to have God-given powers that can change people's lives, from raising people from the dead to curing earache. One man tells the crowd he is crippled and blind. Dr Fireman then channels his powers to help the man walk and see again. Yet, earlier the team has seen the man walking unaided.
At the close of the event the crowd swarms forward and throws money at Dr Fireman's feet. There is so much cash it has to be collected in dustbins. Rhodes talks to one worshipper who says that those who give money are repaid by God with good fortune.
Sick members of the congregation come forward for miracle healing. Dr Fireman claims to have God-given powers that can change people's lives, from raising people from the dead to curing earache. One man tells the crowd he is crippled and blind. Dr Fireman then channels his powers to help the man walk and see again. Yet, earlier the team has seen the man walking unaided.
At the close of the event the crowd swarms forward and throws money at Dr Fireman's feet. There is so much cash it has to be collected in dustbins. Rhodes talks to one worshipper who says that those who give money are repaid by God with good fortune.
Some Nigerian Pentecostal Christians believe giving 10 per cent of their income will bring God's blessing into their lives, their families and their businesses. With the service over, Dr Fireman leaves in his yellow Hummer 4x4.
Through the marketing of his talents, Dr Fireman has expanded his Perfect Christianity Ministry to 40 branches. Key to this growth is the emphasis on prosperity preaching: teaching that prosperity is a sign of spiritual blessing. The idea is that to become rich, you should give money to the church.
Through the marketing of his talents, Dr Fireman has expanded his Perfect Christianity Ministry to 40 branches. Key to this growth is the emphasis on prosperity preaching: teaching that prosperity is a sign of spiritual blessing. The idea is that to become rich, you should give money to the church.
Pentecostal and independent churches in Nigeria tap into the Nigerian dream: the aspiration of having and being seen to have cars, houses, money and power. To get more people to join his church, Dr Fireman believes portraying the right image is essential and shows the trappings of wealth his church has brought him. He travels everywhere with his bodyguards in one of his three yellow luxury cars with a combined worth of more than £150,000.
Dr Fireman's business model is not a new one. Most of the richest pastors in Nigeria use similar methods of expansion. The team meets Pastor Chris Okotie, the fifth richest pastor in the country, who had hits in the 80s with records such as Secret Love and Show Me Your Backside.
His church, House of God, attracts Nigerian film stars, celebrities and musicians. Pastor Okotie has used his power base to run for the last three presidential elections, believing the principles of prosperity preaching will provide a better future for Nigeria.
Local journalist Simon Ateba says it's almost impossible to establish their true wealth. Simon takes the team to the headquarters of Christ Embassy. He claims that two years ago when he tried to take photographs of the building, security guards dragged him inside and beat him until he fainted. Soon after he tells this story, security guards drag Rhodes into the building by his belt. He escapes unscathed.
The team visits Dr Fireman. He's busy in a music studio recording a new song as he expands his business into the music industry. Rhodes asks him how he can square his wealth and celebrity status with the teachings and life of Jesus.
Dr Fireman says that God wants him to be rich and denies that Jesus had a humble life. 'Jesus was rich and had an accountant who followed him around,' he tells Rhodes.
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Saturday, October 29, 2011
Dencia & Liz Gavy's Physical Fight At The HEADIES - New Update As Liz Replies
The Beri Beri Singer Reprudencia and socialite/ business woman, Liz Gavy fought dirty at the Headies last weekend. Dencia is one who is sometimes described as an attention seeking upcoming artist, while Liz on the other hand is most times described as a 'High Class Lagos man hunter' (whatever that means).
Well Liz being a typical naija babe seems more into physical fights than twitter fight, it's alleged that she attacked Dencia back stage of the Headies, and things got really messy. Its been a few days since the incident, and Liz has given us her side of the story as published by Nigeriafilms.
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"I met Reprudencia on via facebook back in 2008, she was the one who contacted me requesting to be my friend and I considered adding her because we shared common friends. She further introduced herself as a fashionista and expressed her willingness to help me get bargains from US stores -- to which I was receptive initially. However, I figured that it would be better, instead, that I travel to the US and have her take me around to the various stores for her purported bargains. Then in september 2010, I was ready to open my Ikoyi and Surulere outlets and decided to take a trip to the UK and US to stock-up the new stores. While in the UK, during one a chat with Reprudencia, she started trying to sell me some skin whitening injections and pills, and claimed to be an agent for plastic surgeons incase I wanted to undergo a surgical procedure to help me shed my body "FAT". I told her I wasnt interested in bleaching my skin (incidentally, it's evident she is bleaching her own skin, has silicon/fake boobs, and has undergone a nose-job), but the friend I was staying with (Joy) said she was interested and I passed the phone for them to talk and they both agreed to do business.The next day Joy sent $2000 to Reprudencia and was assured that the package would be ready by the time I arrived Los Angeles.
Upon my arrival in L.A, I contacted Reprudencia to inform her I was lodged in a hotel in town and was ready to be taken to the stores she'd mentioned earlier for the bargains. Little did I know that I was setting myself up to be duped. She insisted that I come stay over at her new apartment to which I obliged. She also asked that I please loan her some money to help purchase some things for her new apartment, to which I also obliged.Immediately I moved in with her she introduced me to a website, purportedly belonging to her friend, who sold trendy sunglasses and persuaded me to purchase her friend's wares, to which I [again] obliged. After a week of staying with her I realized everything she had told me on facebook and via blackberry were all lies; she had no car,no house,absolutely nothing and no job.I rented the car she drove around,I paid for the bed i slept on, infact I paid for everything from groceries to the clothes she picked while I was shopping for my business.
Shortly afterwards, my friend Blossom who was based in Montreal, Canada came over to L.A to join me as we had earlier planned to meet in L.A. Reprudencia kept making excuses upon excuses on why Joy's package was yet to arrive and had no forthcoming response when asked about the sunshades I'd ordered from her friend. She later introduced Blossom and I to a plastic surgeon friend who tried to talk us into undergoing an $18k worth liposuction surgical procedure to which we flatly declined -- only to later find out that she was trying to lure us into paying for a free plastic surgery procedure for herself based on an agreement she has with the surgeon due to her being his 'AGENT'. She even tried talking me into getting a fake social security card in order to get an American credit card to which I also declined because I already had an internationally accepted credit card from Nigeria. She went as far as stealing my card and going on a shopping spree without my knowledge to which I reported to my bank about her fraudulent transactions. She kept lying and making excuses about Joy's package, claiming the company she ordered the injections from had delivered the package while we were out and therefore took it back. In response, I asked to see proof of the order, e.g an online receipt or a creditcard statement that shows the transaction, at that point she realized i had caught on so she sent an email from her laptop to the fictitious company, and then replied herself via her blackberry. She seemed to have forgotten that her blackberry had a signature -- at the end of the so-called reply sent by the company, there was her name and an indication that it was sent from her bb. It was all a SCAM. It then dawned on me she never ordered or paid for any skin whitening injections or pills for Joy to begin with furthermore I realised that she had gone to her friend who owned the website I ordered the Sunglasses to collect the payment I made for the Sunglasses.
By then I'd had enough and confronted her about her scams and dubious schemes, expectedly she denied any wrongdoing and flared-up. She even threatened to call the police to throw me out. It took the efforts of friends who witnessed the confrontation to calm her down. Consequently, I called a cab and left her apartment for a hotel. She left her apartment before the cab arrived. I waited at the hotel for a whole week to see if the injections she claimed to have ordered for Joy would indeed arrive, to no avail and I lost money for the Sunshades to her as well. At that point, Joy was understandably very upset and was holding me responsible for everything because I introduced her to Reprun..whatever
When she got home and realized Blossom and I had left, she started accusing me of stealing her shoe and clothes,that sounded ridiculous because:
1. She is a size uk 4 while Blossom and I are size 12's.
2. Was I going to sell used clothes in my shops?
3. The shoe she claimed I stole is a Gianmarco Lorenzi immitation/fake she bought for $130 ,I sell these shoes.
4. She had told me her sister siezed her passport cause she was 'traveling too much instead of going to school'...she must have been lying so I wouldn't know all the so called trips she claimed to have made were untrue. Only for her to send me a mail 3 months later claiming she couldnt find her passport and she was sure I must have taken it. Reprun..whatever is a full blooded cameroonian citizen on a USA student visa (though she claims to be 'half-Nigerian'), so what on earth would I want to do with a Cameroonian passport? I dont speak french and I dont want to live in Cameroon( I am PROUDLY NIGERIAN), I have a multiple USA visa so I couldnt get my head around the accusation.
Repru-whatever IS LIVING A CHAMPAGNE LIFE ON A PALMWINE INCOME and projecting a false impression that life is greener on the other side on FACEBOOK. Early this year I reported her to the police which I also have a proof for.I have documented proof of her scams; E-mail exchanges and chats between her and I, Police report, as well as proof that she swindled an Italian friend last year.
She claims to have a warrant for my arrest; I have been going to and fro the USA for several months now (most recently 2-months ago) and have not been harrassed even once on account of any so-called warrant. She also claims to have video evidence of my theft of her things while in her apartment, I am now challenging her to produce the so-called evidence or forever hold her peace.
I own three shops in Lagos (VGC, IKOYI, and SURULERE). I have no partners, so I wonder how on earth I would even remotely consider stealing from a fake, wanna-be celebrity, attention seeking tramp like Repru-whatever . She is greedy, dubious and desperate,as the following video further proves:All of the aformentioned culminated in the incident that occured at the just concluded HEADIES 2011 awards. Upon her arrival in Nigeria for the awards event, Repru-whatever started sending me threatening text messages and challenging me to do my worst inspite of all she did to me. I guess the she has seen a slight taste of that."A commenters question to Liz is ...
"If you never saw her passport, how do you know she's Cameroonian on a student visa? Why did you invite Blossom to stay in Dencia's house too if you had to buy a bed to sleep on? Why didn't you dispute the charges on your credit card for the sunglasses that never arrived? You'd get your money back. Where's the proof of what you're saying since you have it, why not just attach it to the story one time?"Guess we'll never know what to believe or what really happened. Anyway check out this funny video of Dencia that just surfaced online, it's uncertain if she knew she was being filmed.
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The Next Movie Star 2011 Housemates
The Next Movie Star is back this year again with 16 housemates to compete for the Top spot, which attracts N250,000 cash price, a brand new SUV, and a place in the NMS hall of fame..
The next movie star as produced Nollywood star actresses like Tonto Dikeh, Portia Yamahan and so on...
See the profiles and pictures of the housemates of 2011 Next Movie Star...
Name: Kingsley Goodnews Amar
Date of birth: 10th June 1988,
Sex: Male
State of Origin: Imo State
L.G.A: Ngor-Okpakla Local Government Area
Occupation: Entertainer
Hobbies: Travelling and Writing
Name: Vivian Egbon
Sex: Female
Date of birth: July 28, 1987
State of Origin: Delta State
L.G.A: Ika North-East Iga Agbor
Height: 5.7
Hobbies: Acting, singing, dancing and making people laugh
Name: Ogunrinola Funmilayo Rebecca
Date of Birth: 2ND February 1986,
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Oyo State
L.G.A: Egbeda
Height: 5.5
Occupation: 4OO Level Mass Comm. Student of Olabisi Onabanjo University
Hobbies: dancing, talking and swimming
Name: Oguejiofor I. Kimberly
Age: 23
State of Origin: Anambra
Hobbies: acting, dancing and travelling
Name: Yinka Salau
State of origin: Ogun state
Sex: Male
Hobbies: acting, dancing, swimming, meeting people and coordinating
Name: Wisdom Macaulay
State of origin: Akwa Ibom state
Sex: Male
Age: 28
Height: 6.1
Occupation: Salsa dance instructor, artiste manager, model
Hobbies: Singing and writing songs, playing basketball, conversing with people
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Name: Orafu Priscillia
State of Origin: Imo State
Sex: Female
L.G.A: Akokwa
Occupation: 200 level Psychology student of Nnamdi Azikwe University
Height: 5.7
Hobbies: Singing, dancing and acting
Name: Shafar Bowale Cole
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Lagos State
Age: 24
Occupation: Event Manager
Hobby: Dancing, travelling and shooting pool
Name: Grahams Ozi
Sex: Male
State of Origin: Imo State
L.G.A: Abua/Odual
Date of Birth: September 26, 1985
Hobbies: Writing, playing basketball and dancing
Name: Alli-Balogun Aishat Thelma
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Lagos State
L.G.A: Lagos Island
Date of Birth: March 7, 1988
Occupation: Show presenter and relationship Manager
Hobbies: Reading, dancing, singing, networking, watching movies and shopping
Name: Alexandrea I.O. Ehizogie
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Edo State
L.G.A: Ogwa, esan west
Date of Birth: November 8, 1983
Occupation: Show presenter and relationship Manager
Hobbies: Singing, watching movies
Name: Kukoyi Yusuf Adetomiwa
Sex: Male
Date of Birth: May 16, 1987
Occupation: Entrepreneur and Producer
Hobbies: Singing, acting, swimming, writing and traveling.
Name: Tamar Cassandra Roberts
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Bayelsa State
Date of Birth: October 27, 1988
Hobbies: Reading, writing, dancing, singing, swimming, watching TV, travelling
Name: Beddie-Memberr Okorite Rodrigo
Sex: Male
State of Origin: Rivers
Age: 24
Hobbies: Watching movies, swimming, dancing
Name: Obodo Anita
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Delta State
Date of Birth: February 14, 1989
L.G.A: Ethiope East
Hobbies: Swimming, writing, playing basketball and cooking.
Name: Tamara Eteimo
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Bayelsa State
Date of Birth: July 24, 1987
Hobbies: Singing and dancing
I hope we enjoy this year show as always. Wish the contestants all the best...
The next movie star as produced Nollywood star actresses like Tonto Dikeh, Portia Yamahan and so on...
See the profiles and pictures of the housemates of 2011 Next Movie Star...
Name: Kingsley Goodnews Amar
Date of birth: 10th June 1988,
Sex: Male
State of Origin: Imo State
L.G.A: Ngor-Okpakla Local Government Area
Occupation: Entertainer
Hobbies: Travelling and Writing
Sex: Female
Date of birth: July 28, 1987
State of Origin: Delta State
L.G.A: Ika North-East Iga Agbor
Height: 5.7
Hobbies: Acting, singing, dancing and making people laugh
Date of Birth: 2ND February 1986,
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Oyo State
L.G.A: Egbeda
Height: 5.5
Occupation: 4OO Level Mass Comm. Student of Olabisi Onabanjo University
Hobbies: dancing, talking and swimming
Name: Oguejiofor I. Kimberly
Age: 23
State of Origin: Anambra
Hobbies: acting, dancing and travelling
Name: Yinka Salau
State of origin: Ogun state
Sex: Male
Hobbies: acting, dancing, swimming, meeting people and coordinating
Name: Wisdom Macaulay
State of origin: Akwa Ibom state
Sex: Male
Age: 28
Height: 6.1
Occupation: Salsa dance instructor, artiste manager, model
Hobbies: Singing and writing songs, playing basketball, conversing with people
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Name: Orafu Priscillia
State of Origin: Imo State
Sex: Female
L.G.A: Akokwa
Occupation: 200 level Psychology student of Nnamdi Azikwe University
Height: 5.7
Hobbies: Singing, dancing and acting
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Lagos State
Age: 24
Occupation: Event Manager
Hobby: Dancing, travelling and shooting pool
Sex: Male
State of Origin: Imo State
L.G.A: Abua/Odual
Date of Birth: September 26, 1985
Hobbies: Writing, playing basketball and dancing
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Lagos State
L.G.A: Lagos Island
Date of Birth: March 7, 1988
Occupation: Show presenter and relationship Manager
Hobbies: Reading, dancing, singing, networking, watching movies and shopping
Name: Alexandrea I.O. Ehizogie
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Edo State
L.G.A: Ogwa, esan west
Date of Birth: November 8, 1983
Occupation: Show presenter and relationship Manager
Hobbies: Singing, watching movies
Name: Kukoyi Yusuf Adetomiwa
Sex: Male
Date of Birth: May 16, 1987
Occupation: Entrepreneur and Producer
Hobbies: Singing, acting, swimming, writing and traveling.
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Bayelsa State
Date of Birth: October 27, 1988
Hobbies: Reading, writing, dancing, singing, swimming, watching TV, travelling
Name: Beddie-Memberr Okorite Rodrigo
Sex: Male
State of Origin: Rivers
Age: 24
Hobbies: Watching movies, swimming, dancing
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Delta State
Date of Birth: February 14, 1989
L.G.A: Ethiope East
Hobbies: Swimming, writing, playing basketball and cooking.
Sex: Female
State of Origin: Bayelsa State
Date of Birth: July 24, 1987
Hobbies: Singing and dancing
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Toni Payne Fight A Fan On Twitter For Insulting Upcoming Singer Dencia
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Rev. King's 'Death By Hanging' Appeal Suffers Set Back
He is presently challenging the 2007 judgement which sentenced him to death by hanging as he insists people were plotting against him. Nonetheless, he appeal scheduled for last Wednesday suffered some set back due to irregularities in the appeal.
Guess we just have to keep waiting
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